Car Crash Gordon

Yes, little woman, what a nice little woman you are ha ha. You're Labour, oh good. Nice blouse ha ha - do you have children? Oh yes, good, good, ha ha - well done ha ha. Very pleased ha ha to meet you Mrs Woman. BYE!

[Phfff. That was a disaster. sound of Nokia hitting floor Who was responsible for this? THUMP Was it Sue? Huhb dribble wibble THUMP Ridiculous. BANG Who? Oh just some bigoted woman, says she's Labour. Huh! THUMP THUMP THUMP THUMP THUMP THUMP THUMP]

And now he's had to publicly grovel. After blaming everyone but himself once again, he's been advised there's no option but to splutter out the S-word. How that must have galled the unelected and unelectable bully.

Meanwhile, Labour spinbots twitter via the Guardian that "it could have happened to anyone", "So what", "anyway, she asked about uncontrolled immigration so that makes her WAYSIST FASHIST WAYSIST FASHIST", "feel sorry for Gordon, pressure of campaign, Tories would be worse etc. etc. "

The great thing is... the disgraced sleaze-driven traitorous Labour Party know they have already lost the election, yet their laughing-stock liability of an ex-PM must still somehow get through another week facing the Little People whilst they have a long hard look back.



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